Everything about him screamed your future.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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