Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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