you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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