If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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