He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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