Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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