just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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