belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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