you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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