Don't you send me to vm
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
