Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.