My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.