Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number