I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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