Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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