I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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