I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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