i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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