I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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