I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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