At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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