It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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