Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Randomize
