We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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