census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Boobs speak an international language.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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