Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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