my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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