What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I supernannyed him into submission
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