this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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