Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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