He asked to "fluff my boner.."
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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