And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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