I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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