that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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