Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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