That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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