my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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