where does the pee come out of this thing
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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