He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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