i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?