Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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