People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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