I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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Goodbee
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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