OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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