Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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