We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think people are normalizing furries
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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