he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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