my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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