This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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