he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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