I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she told me i tasted like america
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
