she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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