well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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