porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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