I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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