...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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