we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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