I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Randomize
