it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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