that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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